От чего меня реально плющит в мюзикле по "Зловещим мертвецам" так это от арии Энни "All the men in my life keep getting killed by Candarian Demons". Это настоящий полет мысли, нет, прорыв, по сравнению с мюзиклами вообще. Как сказала бы Лола из "Звезды сцены" - "вторая великая поэзия после Шекспира". Да вы почитайте сами. :)
ANNIE:
All the men in my life keep getting killed by Candarian Demons!
ASH:
All the men in your life keep getting killed by Candarian Demons?
ANNIE:
First there was Ed, a really nice guy.
Didn’t talk too much but I didn’t mind. I was all set to marry him,
but before we could consummate Ed was killed by a Candarian Demon.
ASH & JAKE:
Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon...
ANNIE:
Then it was Daddy.
ASH & JAKE:
Daddy!
ANNIE:
Who I could count on.
ASH & JAKE:
Awoo!
ANNIE:
He loved to read the Necronomicon
ASH & JAKE:
Book of the Dead!
ANNIE:
He also enjoyed playing board games.
But he can’t sink my battleship now ‘cause Dad was killed by a Candarian Demon.
ASH & JAKE:
Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon...
ANNIE:
They say love is cruel and I believe them, my heart’s always broken.
‘Cause the men in my life keep getting killed by Candarian Demons.
Why?
JAKE:
I don’t know.
ASH:
Annie baby, I know it seems bad now: it always does!
But I think you’re exaggerating a touch Sugar Bean.
I mean, sure, your father and fiancé were killed by Candarian Demons,
but that’s only two men, isn’t it?
I mean there’s no way that
ALL the men in your life could have been killed by Candarian Demons!
ANNIE:
Oh, no?! It was high school...
ASH & JAKE:
High School!
ANNIE:
Senior prom...
ASH & JAKE:
Oh yeah!
ANNIE:
Going with my steady Howie Brown.
ASH & JAKE:
Howie Brown!
ANNIE:
A perfect night!
ASH & JAKE:
Howie Brown?!
ANNIE:
Like I always dreamed.
ASH & JAKE:
A little girl’s dream...
ANNIE:
But when "Stairway to Heaven" began
Howe was killed by (damn!) a Candarian Demon.
ASH & JAKE:
Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon, Candarian Demon...
ANNIE:
All my college boyfriends and my one-night stands!
My male co-workers and platonic gay friends.
ASH & JAKE:
Hey!
ANNIE:
Every date I go on ends in demon bloodshed.
And now that I’ve met you two guys I know you’ll soon be dead!
JAKE:
What the?..
ANNIE:
They say love is cruel (Shoop shoo-wa) and I believe them (Shoop shoo-wa), my heart’s always broken.
‘Cause the men in my life—and I mean ALL the men (in my life)
EVERY single man!—in my life, keeps getting killed by Candarian Demons!
ASH:
Candarian Demons
JAKE:
Oo-ee-oo-oo!
В особенности меня умиляет часть про Эда, который "didn’t talk too much" (хотя это Энни не давала сказать ему ни слова) и про папу, который любил читать Некрономикон. В этом отрывке, кстати, играют не те актеры, которе играли в версии 2003 года. И прикалываются они немного по-другому.
( Остальные слова к песням мюзикла )